Here is a conversation that I had in my office at work today:
Her: Wow, you look really skinny!
Me: Why thank you...
She turns to leave, starts to walk out, then suddenly turns back around
Her: Are you pregnant?!?!?!
So, because I've lost a lot of weight recently, I'm suddenly apparently pregnant? Skinny is the new pregnant? Is that a compliment?
*Note: This is not an announcement of pregnancy, merely a funny story